
Chicago River dyed green for St. Pat's...because it just makes sense
“O’Ryan,” asked the druggist, “did that mudpack I gave you improve your wife’s appearance?”
“It did surely,” O’Ryan says, “but it keeps fallin’ off!”
A place where one might draw a pint of Guinness at 7 A.M. without so much as a second glance, Ireland seems ideal for the likes of me, a freckled Irish-American schlub, replete with reddish-brown afro, a liver like Micky Mantle, and the inability to tan any darker than what the folks at Crayola call “Burnt Sienna.” While my cronies and I anticipate St. Patrick’s Day with the reverence of a sordid tryst with Rihanna, real Irishmen, oddly enough, couldn’t give a shite. Most folks in Ireland still recall a time when pubs weren’t even open for business on St. Patrick’s Day, an issue circumvented by dragging your arse to the annual dog show where a licensed bar awaited. It’s reported that a pickled patron once remarked, “Darned silly place to bring a dog.”
So what’s the hubbub about? St. Patrick was, in fact, a real person. Born Maewyn Succat just prior to 400 A.D. – not likely bearing the name “Patricius” until becoming a bishop – he arrived in Ireland a teenage slave who eschewed Paganism, a faith he believed betrayed him, for Christianity. Six years after his enslavement, he escaped to Gaul and studied under then-bishop St. Germain. Pope Celestine I eventually assigned St. Patrick the task of converting Irish Pagans to Christianity. Contrary to popular belief, Patrick didn’t introduce Christianity to Ireland, but was theology’s most successful instrument, opening schools and churches while reportedly baptizing in excess of 100,000 people. The notion that St. Patrick drove the snakes from Ireland is more of a miscommunication of metaphor than a myth. The snake is a common symbol for Paganism, so it’s clear how people inferred that Patrick was some sort of Pied Piper, though there is no evidence that he forced anyone into the sea.
In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, we offer another gem from the heralded Midleton Distillery: Jameson’s Rarest Vintage Reserve Irish Whiskey. As with Midleton Very Rare, Jameson’s Rarest Vintage Reserve is a blend, carefully assembled from twenty-three to twenty-four-year-old grain whiskeys and pure pot still whiskey, some of which distillers aged in ruby port casks while the rest in second-fill bourbon casks. Also, as with Midleton, Jameson sports a vintage statement; we have both the inaugural 2007 and the 2009. Triple-distilled and forgoing chill-filtering, Jameson Rarest Vintage Reserve is deep and complex. A nose of plum, banana, and melon precede well-integrated flavors of ripe berries, sugared orange wheels, maple syrup, and hot, buttered cinnamon. Carefully swaddled in a sturdy wooden case with bound tasting booklet, this is an ideal souvenir for any St. Patrick’s Day party host. So raise your glass as I offer this toast: “It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money!”
Jameson Rarest Vintage Reserve
”Jameson’s newest premium release. The combination of aging some of the pot still whiskey in port casks, including some older whiskeys (over 20 years old), along with bottling the whiskey at 46% ABV (and not chill-filtered) has helped make this whiskey rich, deep, and complex. This is a silky smooth, lush, multi-faceted whiskey with notes of honeydew melon, nectarine, banana bread, creamy vanilla, chocolate fudge, toffee, warming cinnamon and nutmeg. The port influence marries nicely with robust oak notes, and the grain whiskey component helps to keep it very drinkable. A more intense affair when compared to the ”great anytime” 18 year old expression. A classic after dinner Irish whiskey.” 95 points and “Irish Whiskey of the Year” Malt Advocate
96 points, Shawn Reynolds of B-21
Gold Medal – 2009 San Francisco World Spirits Competition
Gold Medal – 2009 International Spirits Challenge
“World’s Best Irish Blended Whiskey” – 2009 World Whiskies Awards