The Noblest Johnnie Walker: 95-point Blue Label

Johnnie Walker Blue is the ultimate reward for the Striding Man, the pride of a great distillery for two centuries. This most exclusive Johnnie Walker is meticulously blended from the largest library of rare whiskies. Mixing the smoke and peat of Scotland’s west coast with the sweeter, spicy notes of the the east in endless layers of silky harmony.

Johnnie Walker Blue Label Blended Scotch

Johnnie Walker Blue Label Blended Scotch

Few masters blend like Johnnie Walker and none have access to the diversity and rarity that are in the Walker warehouses and cellars. That’s why Scotch connoisseurs have treasured Johnnie Walker for so long, and their elegant Blue Label above all else. The Walkers first made it in the 19th century from old and scarce whiskies reserved for family and close friends as a special privilege; they gave it a blue label but it was never sold to the public.

When Johnnie Walker decided to recreate the blend, they packaged it with style and elegance. Each Blue Label bottle is numbered as proof of its authenticity and swaddled in silk within its box. Some like Richard Nixon have mixed it with ginger ale and added a lemon garnish, but Blue Label is beautiful enough to drink unadorned. Have water on the side to cleanse your palate, then take in the aroma before savoring each sip.

A Cognac Dream For Two: Grand Marnier Cent Cinquantenaire and Riedel

Grand Marnier Cinquantenaire 150 Year Anniversary

Grand Marnier Cinquantenaire 150 Year Anniversary

This is the ultimate luxury for Cognac lovers, a rarity you won’t see anywhere else: a handsome special-edition trunk showcasing a beautiful commemorative bottle of Cent Cinquantenaire, the ultimate in Grand Marnier’s Cognac pleasures, with two balloon snifters designed by Riedel especially for savoring this rare drink. The gorgeous centennial version doesn’t prepare you for what we call the Great Gran Mere of Marnier. This 150th anniversary bottling is exquisite, a dream cuvee. The Marnier Lapostolle family selected rare aged Cognacs largely from Grand Champagne vineyards. Then the alchemists blended a rich liqueur based on sun-dried bigaradia oranges from the Caribbean. Remarkable aromas of cinnamon and bitter orange, edged with cocoa, and an endless and satiny smooth finish. Drinking it would be luxury enough, but the hand-finished Art Nouveau bottle packaged with the custom Riedel snifters is over the top. Together they will provide rich drinking for many nights.

Cognac Lovers Find El Dorado: A Golden Treasure Of Rum

El Dorado: The Liquid Gold of Guyana

The Liquid Gold of Guyana

Drink it neat or splash it over a single cube. In the glass El Dorado 21 is a rich, golden hue with sappy aromas of caramel, honeysuckle, praline, maple, brown sugar and butterscotch. Like fine cognac, it has legs that stretch for miles down the inside of the glass too. Caramel carries through to the palate and joins spice and dried fruit, evocative of chilly winter days spent dunking apples into a steaming pot of melted Brach’s cubes. Hints of orange zest and vanilla accompany the long and sustained finish as this amazing spirit inches off into the distance. An incredibly complex whisky that will truly upgrade your backbar. This is serious rum.

Mark Stitt, B-21

 

 

 

 

 

 

El Dorado 21 Year Old Special Reserve Rum

El Dorado 21 Year Old Special Reserve Rum

“Copper color. Rich mocha, toffee, pipe tobacco, and brown spice aromas. A rich, satiny and vibrant entry leads to a smooth, dry-yet-fruity full body of toffee, coffee, and brown spice flavors. Finishes with a seemingly endless, sweet nutty fade with evolving layers of tobacco, chocolate, and spice. A monumental aged rum that is one of the world’s greatest rum drinking experiences.”

98 Points (Superlative)
Platinum Medal
International Review of Spirits

Shamrock Special: 18 Year Jameson

This is a mature Irish beauty with a kiss of bourbon. That faint Kentucky accent in the bourbon barrels helps, but the real flavor in this connoisseur’s bottle of Jameson’s Reserve is as pure Irish as a brogue. The distillery’s blenders have sorted through some of the oldest whiskeys in their stock and carefully put them together into an intriguing drink of complex flavors and easy texture.

At 18 years, they make this limited edition a fascinating whiskey of honey and caramel with accented by dry fruit, leather and spice. One of the finest in Ireland, made for savoring. Consider this our lucky charm. Just in time for St. Patrick’s Day. Don’t overlook this shamrock in a bottle.

“A true original, Jameson 18 Year Old Limited Reserve is an exceptionally balanced whiskey and is the elder statesman of the Jameson Family. Its mellow, complex taste and lingering finale of wood, spice and toffee have been deftly created by the Master Blender; his hand-picked selection of no fewer than three exquisitely poised whiskeys serving as the light, shade and foreground used to craft this unique blend.

Dutifully matured for no less than 18 years in a combination of bourbon and oloroso sherry casks, it’s given a final finish in fresh fill American bourbon barrels. Since its debut in 2002, stocks of Jameson 18 Year Old Limited Reserve have been, as its name suggests, limited. So any opportunity to enjoy this connoisseurs’ choice whiskey, in its individually numbered bottles, should be savoured.”

Jameson 18 Year Old Irish Whiskey Limited Reserve

Jameson 18 Year Old Irish Whiskey Limited Reserve

$200K Scotch: The Perfect Gift?

Thought the Chinese were busy driving up the price of Bordeaux vintages and whole vineyards? Nope. A fine bottle of Scotch remains a revered status item around the Pacific, and when the results of a big auction came in, an aged bottle of Dalmore fetched $200,000. This Dalmore was 62 years old, and according to whiskey-philes, should have a full cookie jar of whiskey spices and then some. This is stuff you have to sip. Very slowly. I checked our shelves, and the oldest Dalmore we have is 18 years and a grand taste of the Northern Highlands to be sure. If you’re hunting for high-grade investment scotch, you won’t have to throw down 200 Gs. Buy a fine ol’ Macallan or one gorgeous Glenrothes (1979 and 114 proof). Best of Scottish thrift.

A Rich Whisky For Relaxing Times

Great whisky is a delicate thing, as peaceful and symphonious as a zen garden. No wonder Suntory is so good at it. Over the last 90 years the Japanese have made fine whisky a high art of their own – exquisite and balanced – and Suntory’s Hibiki 12 Year Old is a beautiful example. This is the “water of life” in the spare, elegant Japanese style. Sip and seek wisdom.

While whisky is famed from Scotland and Ireland and we make pretty good stuff in North America, Japan has turned out to have much to offer. Fine distilling requires the best natural ingredients such as crystal-clear water and the most skilled human talents for precise blending and hand-crafting barrels. I know Japan has these qualities in abundance as does anyone who appreciates fine sake. Indeed when I was in France last year cruising through the fine wine and spirits boutiques of Champagne and Burgundy, Suntory’s top whiskies were behind glass with the world’s best liquors and brandies. And in 2010, Suntory received a “Whisky Distiller of the Year” award.

One secret of Suntory is in place, which they call soulplaces for their fine water. When Shinjiro Torii started Japan’s first whisky distillery in 1923, he sighted its exceptional springs; when Suntory built a second one 50 years later it was at the juncture of three mountain streams in the Japan’s southern Alps.

The other key is in the palate and wisdom of blending for Hibiki is a very fine blend, actually a symphony of single malts put together with a skill reminiscent of Chivas Regal. Hibiki is decidedly clean and pure with a beautiful shine. The nose is a fruit basket of pineapple and berries, with hints of honey and vanilla, and soft and sweet on the tongue. It finishes rewardingly long. Give it a splash of water and it will truly blossom.

For relaxing times… make it Suntory time.

Suntory Hibiki 12 Year Blended Malt 86° 750mL

The Near Death Of The Water Of Life

Midleton DistilleryPaddy O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of whiskey in his back pocket when he slipped and fell. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. “Please, Lord,” Paddy implored, “let it be blood!”

Way back in the 7th century missionary monks brought the art of distillation to Ireland. While monks crafted aqua vitae from grape or fruit brandy, the Irish – creative in more than prose – substituted grain spirit, greatly increasing the concoction’s strength. From Belfast to Dublin folks bellied up for uisge beatha [pronounced WHISS-ke BAH-hah], Gaelic for aqua vitae. In the 16th century, as Tudors consolidated English control in Ireland, the truncated form “whiskey” appeared in the lexicon; Elizabeth I herself was quite fond of the spirit, the sale of which helped buttress the propagation of her mighty British Empire. By 1779, to keep up with worldwide demand, Ireland boasted an astonishing 1200 distilleries.

Fast forward 150 years…as the 20th century unfurled, much of the world trudged through Prohibition, the Depression, and World War II. In conjunction with these events, trade embargoes levied by England against the newly free Irish Republic stifled alcohol sales, usurping Ireland’s reign in the global spirits market. To compound matters, Scotch distillers continued to manufacture and stockpile their goods and were thus markedly more prepared to handle the huge demand upon Prohibition’s repeal. By the 1960s Irish whiskey faced the very real possibility of extinction. Poor socioeconomic conditions diminished local consumption and exports had slowed to a trickle. Floundering distilleries changed hands a number of times before the segment bounced back in the 1980′s. Today, aided by mounting interest in small batch and specialty spirits, Irish whiskey lives on.

Midleton Very Rare Irish Whiskey

Midleton Irish Whiskey 750mLAscribed by some as better than sex, Midleton Very Rare is the most exclusive and celebrated spirit from the birthplace of whiskey. Each bottle of this highly limited release is vintage dated 2011, individually numbered and hand signed by Master Distiller, Barry Crockett. The vintage system diverts from the philosophy of most distillers who strive for consistency from batch to batch; this allows Midleton to showcase the nuances of individual lots. Crockett personally selects from the 12-25 year old whiskies on hand for inclusion in his final blend. As a result, Midleton conveys the subtlety, complexity, and texture of a fine wine while providing the satisfying kick in the arse of booze. A nose of honeycomb and toffee leads to a wave of cream soda that gently evolves into vanilla toffee with notes of white peaches, Amaretto and macaroons. Spirit reviewer Michael Jackson calls Midleton the Château d’Yquem of whiskies. Critic Peter Mulryan regards Very Rare as “an unusual vigorous climax to a stunning offering…Astonishing.” A single serving at select watering holes will set you back around $30. Order an entire bottle in its collectible wood case from us for $109.99, the lowest price in the U.S. and beyond. Take advantage of this amazing deal and see for yourself why they say in Ireland that “any day above ground is a good one.”

Midleton Irish Whiskey 750mL 2011 Edition

There are currently no reviews of the Midleton 2011 edition. Below is a review of the 2009 edition.
Opening whiffs pick up distant smoked trout notes as well as lead pencil, ink, and worn leather; another seven minutes of air contact stimulates comely frantrances of dried fruit, especially apricot and nectarine, pastry, beeswax, toasted Brazil nut, and parchment. Entry is sublimely satiny, potent yet grainy sweet, and honeyed; the midpalate stage couldn’t be any more sensual or perfect as the flavor profile runs the gamut of sweet grain to paraffin to salted butter to dry breakfast cereal to toffee to honey, and even a trace of sherry. Finishes so elegant, so sophisticated, so, well, everything that I cannot put it down. One of the ten greatest spirits in the world.

150 Year-Old Grand Marnier Gift Case With Pair of Reidel Stems

Grand Marnier 150“Hard to find, impossible to pronounce, and prohibitively expensive,” read the tagline in an advertisement for Grand Marnier Cuvée Cent Cinquantenaire. The New York Times agreed with them and patted them on the back for showing truth in advertising. For those of you are wondering, it is prounounced “CuVAY doo san sin-khan-ten-air.”

Created in 1977, the special cuvée Cinq Cinquantenaire was originally produced to conmemorate the 150th anniversary of Marnier-Lapostolle. It is pure luxury in a bottle that is carefully crafted at their distillery in Neauphle-le-Château. The Marnier-Lapostolle family selected rare Grand Champagne Cognacs up to 50 years in age largely from Grand Cru vineyards and blended a rich liqueur based on sunGrand Marnier 150 Anniversary-dried bigaradier oranges from the Caribbean. The blend, which is 82% Cognac, is then aged in large oak casks for at least three years.

The result is an elixir that represents the height of sophistication. It is like drinking a dream. Remarkable aromas and flavors, bitter orange softened with cinnamon, coffee, and cocoa; the mouthfeel and finish of a fantasy that never ends. That would be luxury enough, yet the gorgeous gift packages include the hand-finished Art Nouveau bottle in silky packaging with two custom balloon snifters designed by Riedel especially for savoring this rare drink.

Grand Marnier Cincquantenaire 150 Year Anniversary

“Medium to deep amber in color; although orange zest predominates in the nose, a host of other fruits – dried cherries, dates, plums – and an aroma of toasted almonds are also found here. The body is rich and thick, and the palate, distinctly orange zest with a nutty backdrop. The finish is nutty/spicy and very long…”  Wine Enthusiast

Once-in-a-Lifetime Highly-Limited 4.5 Star Scotch: Glenfiddich Snow Phoenix

snow-phoenix-boxThree Scotsmen were in church one Sunday morning when the minister made a strong appeal for some very worthy cause, hoping that everyone in the congregation would give at least one dollar or more. The three Scots became very nervous as the collection plate neared them, and then one of them fainted and the other two carried him out.

Two winters ago, the heavens pounded Scotland with snow and ice. After months of endless sub-zero drubbing, the roofs of four of Glenfiddich’s soccer field-sized warehouses collapsed under some four feet of snow (nearly 270 pounds per square foot). “The ice has frozen on the roof and it can’t go down the drain pipes and get away,” a source revealed. “It just lies there. The weight of the fresh snow just adds to it.” The distillery team struggled between thawing breaks in short, frigid bursts to dig the casks from their icy hold. Upon surveying the damage, Malt Master Brian Kinsman thought it appropriate to commemorate the occasion with a once-in-a-lifetime bottling. And Snow Phoenix was born.

The dark, decorative tin reads “Risen from ‘The Great Warehouse Collapse’ of 2010” and boasts an amazing, eerie snapshot of that fateful January, the ceiling collapsed to reveal a gray patch of light that strongly resembles a skyward bird. Inside is a full-color, fold-out brochure that illustrates the damage and further expounds on how this scotch came to be. A romantic  tale of man’s struggle against Mother Nature at the end of which the she beast proves a valuable ally?
Brilliant. If you know a Scotch lover, this is the deal. Very unique – only seventy six-packs came into Florida – and once it’s gone, well, according to Kinsman, this is a phoenix that will see but one rebirth. Don’t wait. This is a great addition to any collection. And in tribute to “The Great Warehouse Collapse” and Scottish wit, I leave you with this:

After his barn burned down, a wily Scottish farmer put in an insurance claim. The agent who came around to inspect the damage and settle up tried to sell the farmer some more insurance. “Are you covered against cattle theft? And what about floods?”

“Floods, eh?” said the farmer. “That’s very interesting. How do you set about starting a flood?”

Glenfiddich Snow Phoenix

Accolades:

“Light gold in color, this whisky has a very bright nose with green apple, pear, and brown sugar notes. The entry is exquisite – smooth, sweet, and elegant with a silky mouthfeel. The entry has clear oak notes combined with salted caramel and baked apple. Given the Snow Pheonix’s proof, the level of heat on the entry is very low. Things continue strong through the midpalate where it picks up a little heat that carries on through a nice finish. The heat lingers with some nice cooling on the finish.

Glenfiddich Snow Phoenix does an excellent job of balancing sweet, salty, and grain notes that all come together in one of our favorite Glenfiddichs. Glenfiddich doesn’t do many special releases, but we hope that the success of Snow Phoenix will encourage them to consider more in the future…it can be a little difficult to find, so if you find a bottle we highly recommend you pick one up.” 4.5 Stars/Very Highly Recommended, DrinkSpirits.com

“The pale gold whisky is unique and gorgeous. The nose offers pear, vanilla, sherry, and quite a bit of heat. That hotness is absent on the tongue. There a bounty of flavors erupt — sugar and spice, citrus notes, and a finish that heads toward brown sugar and burnt caramel character, with a touch of wood notes. It’s all in near-perfect balance, complicated but part of a delicious whole. Snow Phoenix is every bit as delightful and intriguing as the story behind it.”Grade: A, Drink Hacker

5-Star 15+ Year-Old Solera Brandy from Lepanto

Battle of Lepanto Ship

No engines. No guns. No problem!

Lepanto brandy takes its name from the 16th century maritime Battle of Lepanto, a victory for Mediterranean Holy League states over Ottoman forces. This triumph pinched off eastern access to the Mediterranean Sea, precluding Muslim forces from their southern infiltration of Europe. It bears additional historical significance as the last naval battle in which combatants engaged one another
in oar-powered ships. Rowing and fighting? No thanks. One at a time for me please.

Lepanto crafts its O.V. Gran Reserva from Palomino grapes and ages fifteen years in the Solera system. What’s Solera? In Lepanto’s case, they lay out a series of fifteen barrels; the first twelve are seasoned Tio Pepe Fino Sherry oak and the last three Oloroso sherry casks. They fill the first barrel with brandy and age for a year. With each passing year they fill one additional barrel until all in the sequence are occupied. After the next year they tap a measure from the oldest cask and bottle it for sale, replace that with juice from the second oldest barrel, and refill each subsequent drum in the same manner (with the youngest receiving freshly-made brandy). This is obviously resource- and time-intensive, not producing saleable brandy for fifteen plus years with most of the wine at any given time tied up in aging. And Lepanto began its Solera system in 1896, so today’s O.V. contains traces up to 115-years-old. Given the lengthy waiting period before the wine is ready, many folks who engage in the Solera system do so to have something they might pass down to the next generation. Best. Inheritance. Ever. Paul Pacult gives the O.V. Gran Reserva 5 stars and his “Highest Recommendation.” Attention cognac lovers: they’re playing our song.

96-100 Point Don Julio 1942 Añejo

don_julio_1924BCinco de Mayo is to tipplers what Valentine’s Day is to lovers. Originally gaining steam in the 60s as a vehicle through which to build relations between the U.S. and Mexico, Cinco de Mayo vaulted to the forefront in the 80s when beer and spirits manufacturers realized its strong marketing potential. So why should we care about Cinco de Mayo? It is not, contrary to popular belief, the date of Mexican independence, but there is a legitimate reason for Americans to celebrate.

The aftermath of the Mexican-American War saw Mexico in financial turmoil. In an effort to stabilize his sputtering economy, Mexican President Benito Juarez froze foreign debt repayment, asking the English, Spanish, and French to restructure disbursements on monies owed. Not satisfied with the new terms, the French invaded. On May 5, 1862, French forces – 8,000 strong and armed to the teeth – advanced on a hodgepodge of 4,000 Mestizo and Zapotec at the Batalla de Puebla. Though comprised largely of civilians wielding machetes and farm tools, Mexico boasted a highly-skilled cavalry, which leaders quickly dispatched to flank the advancing French. In a lapse of reason, France ordered its own cavalry to give chase, a command that led its to slaughter at the hands of Mexico’s superior horsemen. Brutal thunderstorms mired the remaining French infantry in thick mud fields clogged by scores of frenzied livestock. In the end Mexican forces achieved the impossible, dispensing with a well-trained, well-armed force that outnumbered them nearly two to one. As an unforeseen result (and a huge boon for Civil Rights), French supplies were unable to reach Confederate rebels, allowing the strengthening of Union forces, which defeated the Confederacy at Gettysburg just over a year later.

Cinco de Mayo is almost upon us so hold your glass high. Thank Mexico for the fact that you’re not a sharecropper and, while you’re at it, thank them for tequila. I most certainly will because, without it, I am not nearly as much fun. Speaking of fun (and tequila), this month’s darling is Don Julio’s 1942 Añejo. Created in homage to the founding of Don Julio’s distillery, artisans craft this spirit from hand-selected 100% blue Agaves. Slowly roasted for seventy hours in traditional masonry ovens and then double-distilled, the juice snoozes for 30 months in bourbon barrels. The end result makes other tequilas squirm in their seats.

Pry apart the slender, oversized gift box to reveal a slick, tapered bottle that stretches nearly a foot and a half. Tilt a couple fingers into a short glass, sans ice (this treat is to be enjoyed neat, dude…quit playin’), and give her a spin. Aromas of sweet vanilla, caramel, hazelnut, and cherries jump from the glass. The palate is equally as impressive. Chocolate accompanies the bouquet as well as agave and oak, which work to balance the sweeter tones. I love the bourbon-like feel of this tequila. Not too hot and über smooth, the 1942 is insanely good. This juice is for sipping and laughing and telling lies. Unfortunately, I’m only good at two of the three.

Scotch-Styled Whisky from Where?

 JAPAN-LANDSCAPEWhisky from the House of the Rising Sun: Suntory Yamazaki 18 Year Malt

“When the time comes, even a rat becomes a tiger.” –Japanese proverb

Shortly after I took up my post here at B-21 I heard someone speak of Japanese Scotch. What? Isn’t that tantamount to French Chianti? There are rules, people. Hell, there are laws.  You can’t just call something Scotch. Let me clarify. The Scotch Whisky Regulations 2009 (UK) expressly states – among other things – that Scotch whisky may come only from Scotland. The Japanese do make whisky. Darned fine whisky. But they can’t (and don’t) call it Scotch.

Evidence exists of Japanese home whisky distillation in the 19th century as well as the importation of Scotch and American whiskies well before that, but nothing commercial. In 1918, a young man named Masataka Taketsuru left Japan to study chemistry at Scotland’s Glasgow University. He assumed an internship at a local whisky distillery, carefully studying the Scottish method. In 1920, Taketsuru returned home, Scottish bride in tow, with the desire to implement his new craft. Three years later, with Taketsuru on board to oversee operations, pharmaceutical wholesaler Shinjiro Torii founded Japan’s first whisky distillery, Suntory Yamazaki, and the Japanese whisky industry was born.

Everything about Japanese whisky smells of Scotch. They omit the “e” (spelling it “whisky”). It’s typically a blend of both Japanese grain whiskey and either Japanese or Scotch malt whiskey. It’s made from double-distilled grain whiskies and malt whiskies – crafted from lightly-peated barley malt – cooked in pot stills. And it’s aged in oak. Three types. American, Spanish, and Japanese mizunara, each adding, respectively, dry, vanilla notes; raisins, chocolate, and caramel; and a subtle, spicy sweet character.

Nailing the ingredients and the technique wasn’t enough. Matters of the heart often interfere with our ability to remain objective. To that end, Japanese whisky endured its own set of prejudices. Think wine: New World v. Old World. Folks endlessly debate the merits of each style. As did California winemakers, Japanese distillers ultimately enjoyed their Judgment of Paris at Glasgow’s 2008 World Whisky Awards. “Japanese whiskies performed magnificently,” offers Whisky Magazine editor Rob Allanson, “and they are really starting to make waves.” Two Japanese distillers scampered home with awards previously scooped up by the Scots. Suntory? “Best Blended Whisky.”

You have to admit, your interest level indicator bulbs are flashing. What’s up with this Suntory Yamazaki 18? Is it worth a look? Is it good? In short, it’s better than good; it’s great. Whisky Magazine has been blind-tasting folks on this stuff and the results are proof positive that Japan has arrived. And, unlike its Scottish cousin, the Yamazaki pairs up better with food. Smooth and honeyed, it’s an amazing complement to light Japanese fare. Aromas of prune, toffee, marmalade, and strawberry accompany a palate of creamy butter, sherry, and spice. It lacks the peaty slap in the face of an Islay, but that was the goal. Softer, smoother. And the aging on Japanese oak really lends an interesting depth, heightening this rather unique “not Scotch” experience. My two cents: If you’re a Scotch drinker and you’re reading this, you’ve likely run the gamut of Scotland’s various offerings. Yamazaki is not only tasty and remarkably smooth; it’s a great conversation piece. Did you even know the Japanese exported super premium whisky before now? Moreover, to sweeten the pot, we will donate $10 for every bottle we sell to the American Red Cross relief effort currently underway for our friends across the Pacific. Recap. You get an amazing bottle of Scotch-styled whisky, your purchase lends to a very worthwhile cause, and you have the opportunity to quell the burn in your curious zone. A round of warm fuzzies for everyone. As always, I leave you with a relevant sentiment, this time another Japanese proverb: “One who smiles rather than rages is always the stronger.” I like that.

Suntory Yamazaki 18 Year Malt

Top “Other” Whisky – San Francisco World Spirits Competition (2009)

Best Blended Whisky – World Whisky Awards (2008)

Double Gold – San Francisco World Spirits Competition (2005)

97 points & Gold Medal – Beverage Tasting Institute

 

Jameson’s Rarest Irish Whiskey

Chicago River dyed green for St. Pat's...because it just makes sense

Chicago River dyed green for St. Pat's...because it just makes sense

“O’Ryan,” asked the druggist, “did that mudpack I gave you improve your wife’s appearance?”

“It did surely,” O’Ryan says, “but it keeps fallin’ off!”

A place where one might draw a pint of Guinness at 7 A.M. without so much as a second glance, Ireland seems ideal for the likes of me, a freckled Irish-American schlub, replete with reddish-brown afro, a liver like Micky Mantle, and the inability to tan any darker than what the folks at Crayola call “Burnt Sienna.” While my cronies and I anticipate St. Patrick’s Day with the reverence of a sordid tryst with Rihanna, real Irishmen, oddly enough, couldn’t give a shite. Most folks in Ireland still recall a time when pubs weren’t even open for business on St. Patrick’s Day, an issue circumvented by dragging your arse to the annual dog show where a licensed bar awaited. It’s reported that a pickled patron once remarked, “Darned silly place to bring a dog.”

So what’s the hubbub about? St. Patrick was, in fact, a real person. Born Maewyn Succat just prior to 400 A.D. – not likely bearing the name “Patricius” until becoming a bishop – he arrived in Ireland a teenage slave who eschewed Paganism, a faith he believed betrayed him, for Christianity. Six years after his enslavement, he escaped to Gaul and studied under then-bishop St. Germain. Pope Celestine I eventually assigned St. Patrick the task of converting Irish Pagans to Christianity. Contrary to popular belief, Patrick didn’t introduce Christianity to Ireland, but was theology’s most successful instrument, opening schools and churches while reportedly baptizing in excess of 100,000 people. The notion that St. Patrick drove the snakes from Ireland is more of a miscommunication of metaphor than a myth. The snake is a common symbol for Paganism, so it’s clear how people inferred that Patrick was some sort of Pied Piper, though there is no evidence that he forced anyone into the sea.

In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, we offer another gem from the heralded Midleton Distillery: Jameson’s Rarest Vintage Reserve Irish Whiskey. As with Midleton Very Rare, Jameson’s Rarest Vintage Reserve is a blend, carefully assembled from twenty-three to twenty-four-year-old grain whiskeys and pure pot still whiskey, some of which distillers aged in ruby port casks while the rest in second-fill bourbon casks. Also, as with Midleton, Jameson sports a vintage statement; we have both the inaugural 2007 and the 2009. Triple-distilled and forgoing chill-filtering, Jameson Rarest Vintage Reserve is deep and complex. A nose of plum, banana, and melon precede well-integrated flavors of ripe berries, sugared orange wheels, maple syrup, and hot, buttered cinnamon. Carefully swaddled in a sturdy wooden case with bound tasting booklet, this is an ideal souvenir for any St. Patrick’s Day party host. So raise your glass as I offer this toast: “It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money!”

Jameson Rarest Vintage Reserve

”Jameson’s newest premium release. The combination of aging some of the pot still whiskey in port casks, including some older whiskeys (over 20 years old), along with bottling the whiskey at 46% ABV (and not chill-filtered) has helped make this whiskey rich, deep, and complex. This is a silky smooth, lush, multi-faceted whiskey with notes of honeydew melon, nectarine, banana bread, creamy vanilla, chocolate fudge, toffee, warming cinnamon and nutmeg. The port influence marries nicely with robust oak notes, and the grain whiskey component helps to keep it very drinkable. A more intense affair when compared to the ”great anytime” 18 year old expression. A classic after dinner Irish whiskey.”  95 points and “Irish Whiskey of the Year” Malt Advocate

Jameson Rarest Vintage Reserve Irish Whiskey96 points, Shawn Reynolds of B-21

Gold Medal – 2009 San Francisco World Spirits Competition

Gold Medal – 2009 International Spirits Challenge

“World’s Best Irish Blended Whiskey” – 2009 World Whiskies Awards

Sky-High 5 Star Rye from Van Winkle

Van Winkle Family Reserve Rye 13 Yea

Van Winkle Family Reserve Rye 13 Year 95.4°

“So, bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
And good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’ this’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die”
~Don Mclean American Pie

I know what a Chevy is. I know what a levee is. I know what whiskey is. But what the hell is rye? Is it whiskey? Bourbon? Both? I prefer rye toast with brunch, but I’m not sure how I feel about it in my glass. The notion strikes me as something that exists solely in the faded musings of Civil War historians and aging NASCAR aficionados.

Rye is whiskey, but not bourbon, as it’s made not from corn, but from rye grain. Albeit slightly bitterer and spicier – think rye bread vs. corn bread – rye tastes similar to bourbon and, despite its near anonymity, the robust and full-bodied spirit enjoys a cult-like following among hardcore whiskey devotees. Easier to grow than barley, rye was likely the first style of whiskey created and sold in U.S. colonies. Free to cascade into a man’s gullet unfettered by the pitfalls of English trade, it quickly gained favor as Revolutionary America’s drink of patriots. Rye enjoyed its stronghold as America’s sweetheart throughout the 19th and early 20th centuries, with the Manhattan and Old Fashioned each boasting rye as its foundation. Sadly, in 1919, the 18th Amendment signaled last call in the United States for fourteen long years and the public’s love affair with rye would never be the same.

Fast forward to 1933…the Fed’s repeal of Prohibition finally eased its grip on the thirsty. Bourbon muscled in to meet demand while rye fell into relative obscurity. So where did things go awry for rye? (Sorry, had to…) Popular speculation attributes the cause for its tumble to the high cost of cultivation in relation to corn. Another attitude suggests a swing in America’s taste buds; during Prohibition, aged whiskies were quite hard to come by and, as a result, many folks switched to unaged gins and vodkas. A closer look finds Mother Nature the unwitting culprit. A lack of rain in 1934 greatly diminished rye harvests, leaving farmers with the worst crop in over a half a century. This shortage – coupled with the significant increase in demand for grain upon the legalization of spirit production – forced distillers to lean heavily on corn as the basis for whiskey, sending rye the way of Crystal Pepsi, cassette tapes, and – thankfully – Gallagher. So here we are some ninety years after the fall and, thanks to renewed interest in traditional cocktails and the über hip Speakeasy vibe, rye is enjoying a resurgence among whiskey’s devout.

I first tasted rye a year or so ago under the advisement of a fellow whiskey enthusiast. Dry in contrast to bourbon, rye works magic when it mingles with the sweet vermouth in a Manhattan. For the purists, though, straight up, a dash of water, or a single ice cube are the only options. So what of this Van Winkle? Given their track record with bourbon, expectations are quite high; and, at 13-years-old, Van Winkle’s is the oldest rye my feeble mind can conjure. Upon first glance, the tall bottle is swaddled in a nondescript label, numbered and applied by hand, as evidenced by opaque traces of glue surrounding the edge. Tilt a measure in a small glass. Swirl her around and take a snort. The nose is sweet and rich. Toffee, chocolate, and a dash of mint tumble with freshly-peeled oranges and ripe cherries. I wonder if they make scented candles. On the palate the fruit aromas erupt as if steeped into some delicious whiskey tea. Creamy coconut and vanilla drift in with spice and white pepper. As the flavors hit their stride, the distinct bite of rye reaches through, alternating back and forth before trailing off amid notes of orange zest and buttered rum. Another sip and the journey begins again…rich, twisted, and beautiful. This is one of the best whiskies I have ever tasted, evoking a poignant sentiment from Samuel Langhorne Clemens: “Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.”

“Until now, most rye whiskeys were only 5 years old or younger. This 13-year rye breaks the mold…The maturity it has received while aging is quite obvious when you take the first sip. Flavors include cocoa, vanilla, spice and white pepper. Rye whiskey lovers who try this bottling will never again look back at the younger versions.” Rated 95 –Beverage Tasting Institute

96 points, Shawn Reynolds, B-21′s Resident Historian
5 Stars – Paul Pacult’s Spirit Journal
95 points, Wine Enthusiast